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Cheating, and stuff.
I find it a curious old world. I was at work yesterday and a girl walked in to place a gift order. She was Polish, cute and a bit shy. One of my colleagues is Polish, so he struck up a conversation....
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Merry Christmas
When I wrote my review of 2014 on Efe’s blog I was in a pretty good mood. I was able to take the numerous lows I’ve had during the year and view them through the rose tinted spectacles that X’s love...
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Decisions, decisions.
Devil. Rock. Frying pan. Fire. Hard place. Deep blue sea. You get my drift. The people of Nigeria have a decision to make, a decision that’s going to make the next four years… Well… Interesting. The...
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Dave Barry Learns Everything You Need to Know About Being a Husband From...
Tomboxe:This is easily the dopest article I’ve read this year. Give that man the rounds he deserves! Originally posted on TIME: So I read Fifty Shades of Grey. This is the book written by female...
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Cardioconvulsis
“Would anyone like to share?” His voice was gentle, deep and soothing, kind of how I imagine Jesus would sound if he ever decided to talk to me directly. I stood up. “Hello.” My voice was low, so low...
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A Rush of Blood.
This is a flash fiction piece. She kissed me. I could feel every hair on my body stand on end, my nerves frayed, my blood rushing, my heart an utter and complete mess as she kissed me. She. The only...
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Alizarin.
Skype? The message came through and I smiled. I usually ignore invitations to Skype. But this one I was going to acknowledge. Heck, this I was looking forward to. I set up my speakers and my microphone...
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This might be an origin story, I think.
Let’s write a story. About a little boy who thought he could do it all by himself. His name? Well his name is not important. But he was a normal boy. He wasn’t really little, being in his late teens...
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Journal Entry. Year One.
On this day last year, I made, what was in hindsight, a bad decision. A decision I’d make again in a heartbeat, a decision I’d make knowing how badly it would end for me. E dey sweet as e dey go....
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A little fiction.
I started this story a few months back, and I don’t see myself continuing it. So yeah. Zhul, numen of Eight, and adjunct in training, was not a happy demon. He sat on the kerb blowing off steam,...
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We Are Juggernaut.
Life. Life is like Bertie Bott’s Every Flavour Beans – you never quite know what you’re going to get. Unlike Bertie Bott’s fictional sweets, life isn’t something you can choose not to buy. This isn’t a...
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2015 – The List
2015 in Music By all accounts, 2015 has been a difficult year, to put it mildly. For this writer, it has been an ain’t shit, terrible, forgettable, fuck this shit I’m leaving year. And yet for all its...
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Bye!
I discovered this little tidbit as I trawled through a folder I didn't even know I still had. I’m tired. The way I see it I’m doing the world a favour. It’s not like anyone’s gonna miss me or...
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